Signs and notices can simply indicate the bare facts about their purpose; or
sometimes the originator can enliven it with a bit of humour. Some examples:
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: --- "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Chiropodists' clinic --- "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank lorry: ---- Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Plumber's van: --- "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's van: --- "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On an Electrician's van: --- "Let us remove your shorts."
On a Maternity Room door: --- "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's : --- "If you don't see what you're looking for you've
come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: --- "We really know our stuff."
In a Vets waiting room: --- "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Radiator repair workshop: --- "Best place in town to take a leak."
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